Tsars Revenge

This tasted great.  However, the smoke alarm dismantled on the counter tales the true tale.  

Ingredients:
1 cup cabbage
1/2 cup potato
1 ounce firm tofu
1/4 tsp paprika
1/4 tsp vinegar
salt to taste
veggie broth

Directions:
Slice the cabbage and shred into smallish pieces.  Cut the potato in medium squares.  Slice the tofu into cubes.  Sautee with a bit of oil in a skillet until the ingredients are burnt (yes, burnt) to the bottom.  Add the paprika and salt and stir.  Then, add just enough broth to cover the ingredients and boil briefly, while stirring.  Be sure to get as much of the burnt ingredients incorporated as possible.  Add the vinegar.  If you feel you want a bit more bite, add more vinegar.